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Freefall 0231
Freefall 0232
How to catch a deer. Sort of
I didn't think you were going to cook the meat.
It's safer with wild deer to clean and cook the meat thoroughly. It's very easy for a body to pick up parasites.
Even political bodies?
Especially political bodies. In those, the mass of the parasites often outweighs the mass of the host.
Freefall 0233
Freefall 0234
How to catch a deer. Sort of
Eeew! Yuck! Gross!
Oh, hush. This is no different from what you guys do.
Haven't you ever visited a robot recycling yard?
Well, uhm…
Don't tell me you're one of those robots who faint at the sight of battery acid?
It's not my fault. I just have a sensible nature.
Freefall 0235
How to catch a deer. Sort of
Something smells good.
Yeah, I think it comes from our place.
[!2.0]OH, CRUD!
The last time something smelled this good, the grease pit was on fire!
When you get scents like that coming from our kitchen, you know there's trouble!
[!1.5]TROUGH PARKING
Freefall 0236
How to catch a deer. Sort of
Hello. Thanks again for letting me use your place.
Did you just see a wolf in a blue dress carrying a beautifully prepared grilled liver platter and prime cut of venison steak?
Yep.
We must be imagining things.
Right. No way food like that could ever come out of our kitchen.
Freefall 0237
How to catch a deer. Sort of
Hi, Sam.
Hey, that's liver! How did you get a hold of that?
It's easy. You take the deer, slice open the belly, move the intestines to one side, then reach into the abdominal cavity and…
[!1.2]Urp!
I know just how he feels. With good food like this available, I'd purge my previous meal too.
Freefall 0238
How to catch a deer. Sort of
Feeling better?
Yeah. Let's get moving.
Three bits of advice. Never talk about food with a carnivore. Never get sick in a space suit.
MEN
WOMEN
And most important, never occupy the stall needed by a guy being sick in a space suit!
WOMEN
OTHER
Freefall 0239
How to catch a deer. Sort of
What? People have actually been banned from “The Golden Trough”?
“Bruno Bunkleyutz. Banned for stealing customers.”
“Dave Schumacher. Banned for eating too much and failure to properly amuse a cat.”
“Sam Starfall. Reserved. Hasn't done anything yet, but we know he will.”
It's good to know that some people still have faith in me.
