Now that you know the basics,
I'll start the tale.
Many thousands of years ago, there lived a sqid who was conductive to new ways of doing things and his name was Mho.
Mho was not the strongest of sqids, or the fastest. He definitely wasn't the smartest. However, he was persistent and that's just as important since we're telling his story while many stronger, smarter and faster sqids have been lost to history.
One chilly morning as Mho was sunning himself, the maker god Bob walked by.
“Look at that guy.” Mho said to himself. “Already warm enough to walk around. If I had fire, I'd be moving in the morning. I could see in the dark. I would be so respected that no one would ever steal from me.”
And with that thought in mind, Mho set off to steal fire from Bob.