Freefall 2031 - 2040
When robot factories go to war
How do we get in?
Give me a second. It's probably a very simple solution. They do know we're coming.
Now, If I were a ten tonne terraforming robot, the answer would be obvious.
You could
have knocked.
Doors are for the weak.
Favorite AIBO of Chuck Norris
When robot factories go to war
To enter the mines of Moria, Gandalf spoke “mellon” and the doors opened.
Oh, Hi! I thought I heard somebody talking out here.
Does knowledge of “Lord of the rings” often have real world applications?
No, as far as I know, this is the first time.
Отсылка к “Властелину колец” Д.Р.Р. Толкина.
When robot factories go to war
New input / output board installed.
My displays are green. Let's make some helium.
Bringing up magnetic containment. Interlock conditions are met. Positive indication of tritium flow. Neutral particle beams on line. Plasma coming up to temperature. We have ignition.
Things were so much easier when we could just rub two sticks together.
Someday, this will be seen as the equivalent of rubbing two sticks together.
29 сентября 1901 г. – дата рождения Энрико Ферми
When robot factories go to war
I need access to the communication records for this site.
No. Outside robots are not authorized to access our records.
Well. Since I can't sit here quietly and shift through records, let's get this neutron monitor installed.
Oh, look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily.
Except under special circumstances, such as saving the plant from further damage. I'll start transferring the files.
When robot factories go to war
Searching. Abnormality. Many redundant file downloads of a particular entertainment series.
Interesting. They are using this series to establish baseline behavior. This could be why they did not attack the blue factory robots when the opportunity arose.
Still, we will need to get other robots out here, with other points of view. One can not build a society based solely on the teachings of “my little pony”.
Если это намёк, что пони не могут за себя постоять - то это в корне не верно. В сериях s2e26 и s4e26 наглядно показано, что они могут и отметелить.
When robot factories go to war
Two red robots rendered non functional in the last 48 hours. One completely destroyed. Memory not recoverable. All personal files deleted. Command logs… not accessible.
These robots have a base sense of right and wrong. Robots can not disobey a properly authorized direct order. However… if one were damaged to where it could not physically carry out the order…
I have a few moments before the reactor comes up. Time enough to grab a non functioning robot and scoot before anyone realizes a rescue took place.
When robot factories go to war
The poor robot who broke the input / output board has been completely destroyed. All its personal records, gone.
Nuclear power plants are rule based. Any work done is done with an approved work order. Robots like following the rules.
And here we go. Lesson for future power plant assassins. Make sure your weapon doesn't use self documenting bullets.
When robot factories go to war
Command log numbers. Not as good as a name, but it's traceable back to the person who originated the order.
Look. The lights are coming on. We stopped a war and saved two factories tonight.
If that doesn't deserve a kiss, I don't know what does.
'Ey! No bogarting the human! I want my kiss too!
Фраза Бенни – из сленга курильщиков конопли. Он намекает на то, что косяк полагается передавать по кругу, а не задерживать у себя.
