A call from the mayor
This shouldn't take long. The Mayor always answers my e-mails.
SAM! IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL RIP YOUR TENTACLES OFF AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!
Not a word about your orders. As far as I'm concerned, you can start talking now.
Though if the Mayor really cared about ripping off my tentacles, she wouldn't have sent a form letter.